Anyone who has recently purchased Donald Trump trading cards, I have some good news. I have recently learned of several acres of oceanfront property in Shamokin, PA. There are currently no motels on the property, but there are plans for the Sham-a- Logo, a luxury resort type property that will be built soon. This is not for everyone, so please keep it a “secret.”
My source has also informed me of the availability of several Italian satellites that have some rare capabilities. If you are running for any office and expect either a close vote or a sure loss this might be for you. These satellites can change votes. Though you may be a loser, this item can make you seem like a winner. This item has been endorsed by a member of the U.S. House of Representatives who represents the people of nearby communities.
So, get that surfboard out of storage, stock up on suntan lotion, buy a beach umbrella and take the short drive to Shamokin. And, if you’re running for dog catcher, city council, class president or any other office, buy a satellite and it will help you look like a winner instead of the loser that you are.
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